You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
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Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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