Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
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The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
A+ Viking dick
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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