Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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