I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
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I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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