she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
ok first of all what the fuck
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