i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
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