So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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