is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
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i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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