Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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