hell yes lets make some ravioli
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
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She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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