he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
He told me they were just razor bumps!
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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