He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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