Porn is love you can see.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
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You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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