I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
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What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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