The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
