We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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