i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I'm like, not good at living.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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