so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
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and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
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Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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