Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
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You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize