When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
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i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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