Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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