Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
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I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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