He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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