whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Shame - the story of my life.
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