ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
he high fived his dick after we had sex
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
