he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
