theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
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Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
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Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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