I cockslap morals
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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