There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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