Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
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i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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