But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
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She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
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