Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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