She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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