Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
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you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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