why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
It's rum buckets o'clock
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
