Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
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PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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