sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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