honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Can you repeat that, but with context?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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