you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
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We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
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I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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