For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
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I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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