I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
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My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
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He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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