How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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