Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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