hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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