the day after is always just damage control
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
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Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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