Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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