I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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