the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
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