why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Best friends brother. Beat that.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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