I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Randomize
