She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
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About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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