im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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