Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
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