Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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